Potter and Carpenter, and the Mystery of Mysteries-Episode 3

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Our teen super sleuths now landed in the strange faraway land of Trichy in their two seater supersonic jet. Potter opened the door, and the two spoke simultaneously,

"What heat, we'll get fried!"

"What stench, we'll probably die!"

And so started their sojourn in Trichy.

Now they had picked a random spot to land their aircraft, which turned out to be near the central bus stand at Trichy. They got out of the plane, an noticed a huge congregation of people of all shapes, sizes, colours and ages staring at them and speaking with each other in a loud voice in what seemed to be an almost completely nasal dialect. Bewildered, they walked towards the first person they saw, a short, stout man clad in an bright orange shirt and a very long waistcloth with a flowery pattern printed on it.

"How can we get to NIT, Trichy?", asked Carpenter.

The man looked at her, with a dumbfounded expression, screamed out "Enna, enna ithu? Paithyam, paithyam!" and ran away.

Two more people they talked to reacted in a similar fashion, so they gave it up. But as luck would have it, they spotted a bus with NIT written on it, numbered 128.

"Hey!", said Potter, "Let's get on than one!"

"Ooh! What an awesome sixth sense you have!"

"Awww, it was nothing!"

Everyone in the bus stand had to close their eyes for a while- two buses collided with each other and two hundred people were badly injured. The government was blamed, and a movie star, affectionately called 'chinna thala(small head)' by the people rose to power.

"Let's get going then,"said Potter.

There wasn't place to sit, even to place their feet properly, and they struggled for half an hour. Finally, a woman did get down, and Potter jumped and grabbed the seat. His muscles were only relaxing when he saw everyone in the bus staring at him suspiciously. The conversation of two men standing nearby, translated to English, is as follows:

"The nerve of that guy, sitting next to a woman in public transport."

"Yeah man. Who does that? Don't they know that only married couples are allowed to sit next to each other?"

"Of course! That's how we have kids right?"

"Of course man! Who'll pay for the Doctor now? And of course he'll have to marry her."

"Of course, that's the decent thing."

Now, the conductor was yelling "REC, REC, NIT!!"

"I think we get off here," said Carpenter.

"Oh! Ok then." Potter smiled and nodded to the woman next to him. She looked at him, terrified. Bewildered, Potter got out of the bus with Carpenter.

The two men who were conversing earlier broke into an angry dialogue:

"Man, we have to report him to the police!"

"Right! The guy took advantage of an innocent woman and abandoned her!"

The bus sped off, and Potter and Carpenter were stood before the gates of NIT, Trichy, unsure of what dangers would come their way inside.

Will the heroes find Lord Nag inside? Or will this journey be nothing more than a wild goose chase? Find out on the next episode of Potter and Carpenter, and the Mystery of Mysteries!

4 comments :: Potter and Carpenter, and the Mystery of Mysteries-Episode 3

  1. Quite funny. Though I missed the earlier episodes but am sure going to read them. This seems to be an interesting story. Very well done. Comedy is one of the most difficult genres and you have written this beautifully.
    Keep it up

  2. HAHAHAHAHA cant stop laughing...
    caught just the right glimpse of trichy local buses...
    lol... now they'll soon get trichified...
    pray... dont ever end it!!!

  3. thanks!

  4. I do not want you to sit next to me on a bus. EVER!!